Thursday, April 30, 2009

Booze Fiends

So I was reading Toto's post and it got me thinking of the "booze moochers" who constantly seem to invade our room. These "booze moochers" are not friends, but random underclassmen who travel in packs from place to place in search of free alcohol. Don't get me wrong, as an underclassman you don't have ready access to booze all the time. However, that's what friends are for. Booze moochers on the other hand, don't seem to have any friends except their fellow pack-mates. They roam from party to party opening fridges, cabinets, and other doors with complete disregard for other people's stuff.
Just recently a pack of these booze moochers found their way to stadium 110. Unfortunately the residents of Stadium were not fully capable of shunning the pests because one of them claimed to have a connection with one of our friends. Then their true colors came out. After about 10 minutes of being in our room, one of them came into the living room with one of Toto's nicer beers saying "Hey Can I have this, I just need one more" As Toto shook his head, the look of dejection on the face of the moocher seemed to convey what the rest of the pack felt, "these guys aren't going to give us anything more." After this sudden interference with their mission, the pack of booze moochers left the room.
I am not writing this post as a message of hate, but as a warning to all those who have booze in their room. Beware the moochers.

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