Showing posts with label techno. Show all posts
Showing posts with label techno. Show all posts

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Alyssa the you-know-what

music: chromeo.
Song title: Night by Knight

Elliot is up

Girl don't be a momo


You don't know whitch way to go

What
what
what okya
yo
this is me.
I say she's too dramaic.
I think she's too boner matic in the vagina. night by nitha.

Go.

Just kidding.

Um.

Fu...

Dude...

doo
doo
doo
(poops!)

CORNER OF COLLEGE AND UNION up in this bitzhc.

(Cue dance party. by very white boys, not that I have anything to say about being white.)

(scene change)

(fade to black)

(slow leade into http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izrJEi-AB0o )

Elliot go.

yo my name is elliot B.
no no
no
no
no
fuck
no
no

hip hop
every time I do I do things.
lougie.
do the dougie.
that's what I was I was looking for beyofore on the floor your momma on the whore.
floors legit
and when I take a shit, its shlegit
"shitty long on my cock." -freeho
this shit it block
him hop hip o my slop and I eat the hen.
midget.
midget.
midget.
ridge-it.
bridget sucked my nuts.

On the fence.
on putting my defense.
holly at you momma bitchen kitchen.
farther from the truth.
And now I pass the mike, To michael bluth...

CAW.



Saturday, April 25, 2009

To Jump or Not To Jump...

Let me tell you a story...
One day there was a little boy named Mark. He grew up with many music tastes, coming from a family with diverse musical backgrounds. But somewhere in the mid to late 90s, a sort of pop style of music got popular and found its way into his life. Among his first CD albums he owned may have been Vengaboys's The Party Album and Eiffel 65's Europop. Little did he know that these albums would change his music tastes, and his life forever.

Fast forward about a decade later. The boy has become a man. A man with the love of techno flowing through his veins. However, this desire for synthetic beats and fast moving strobe-light action is not limited to the specific genre. The love includes house, rave, euro-pop... you name it.

One night while enjoying a quaint little evening of debauchery in the residence of the Stadium Apartment 110, the idea to play kinda cheesy songs on youtube arises. After playing an instant new favorite (probably because of the whistling), another cheesy song came into Mark's head that he needed to share with his cohorts. And so he brought the video up on youtube and played the tune, sharing his animosity towards the lead singer (especially his fur hood) and his love of the jumpstyle dance moves performed throughout the video.

The love of this new dance style caught on... and an adventure began.

So now, for your pleasure, is the video that started a phenomenon and an epic journey that will blow your mind once completed.




Warning: It doesn't get good until about 45 seconds in. Stick with it. Trust me.