Friday, June 26, 2009

abandoned places in the world

Once again, I am an unoriginal content whore.  

This is a list of descriptions and pictures of several places in the world that were inhabited at one point, but are now abandoned.  

My favorite is the Kowloon Walled City.  Just imagine playing paintball or nerf in that place.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Is it over?

Who knows? But I KNOW people are checking this baby...

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Siberia

Siberia. The huge blank spot on the map. The land of Genghis Khan and Russian prison camps. Where I've always wanted to go. And it was everything I expected it to be and very few trips I ever go on will top this one.
So we left at around 9 Wednesday night, and we flew on Siberian 7 airlines (never heard of em before, but it was on a Boeing 737 and the flight was excellent). We arrived in Ulan-Ude at 8 am, after flying over Baikal and some beautiful steppe. Upon our embarking, we were greeted by traditional Buryatian singing, a gift of goat's milk, and Diane got a haddok, which is a scarf that is a traditional Buryatian greeting gift, I think she got about 5 of them on this trip and has a total of around 30.

The singer ended up being the lead singer of Uragsha, a group of young Buryatian singers/musicians who perform both traditonal music and modern pop and rock, whom we spent a good amount of time with (read: drinking and clubbing with fantastically hot girls). The organizers of everything were Rada and Erzhena, who are both leaders of Buryatia's intellectual "aristocracy." It seemed as if they knew everyone, and the trip went absolutely perfectly.
So after arriving at the airport (which was very very tiny, but very interesting as well), we went to meet our homestays. Kevin and I stayed with Seger, her husband, and their 2 daughters. One of the daughters is taking English lessons but was very quiet, all she really said to us was "Good Morning." They had a nice apartment with an LCD TV and other amenities. But it was also very Soviet era and had hammer and sickles on the facade. Seger's husband was a police officer. They fed us a LOT.
After resting up a bit, we all gathered together and went to an orphanage. The children were VERY excited to see us and put on a show for us at the beginning. Then we split up into groups. I was with Ben with several children, most of whom were about 2, but some were much older. I was called "Mama" by several kids, and one immediately attached herself to me and wouldn't let go of my hands.

Although it was sad to see the kids so lonely, they were all well taken care of. We also had our first run-in with the Amazons at the orphanage: the Amazons are a women's group of car enthusiasts who also have a thing for environmentalism (?). They were quite interesting, and we ran into them one other time in Ulan-Ude (Erzhena gave our schedules out to very groups hoping to make an impression on us). After the orphanage, we went to meet Uragsha and have a meal and listen to some traditional Buryatian music. We had a delicious meal of meat dumplings (which are very popular in Mongolia) and listened to Uragsha play various traditional pieces, which sounded very similar to bluegrass, actually. The chord structure and instrumentation were all very similar. After dinner we went home and then to bed.

The next morning we got up bright and early and set off for the Ivolkonsky Datsan, the largest datsan in Russia and one of the only ones allowed to operate during the Soviet era (datsans are Buddhist monasteries). On the way, we were stopped by the militia for speeding, which was the first time I've ever been in a vehicle that's been pulled over. So now I can say that the first time I was pulled over, I was in Siberia!

We made a few stops at Shamanist holy places, which had very gorgeous views of the steppe.

Next we went to an Old Believer village, visited a church and a museum, and then went to another village to eat a meal. We ate at a family's house, and they owned a museum in honor of one of the first Old Believer's to bring traditional music to St. Petersburg. First they fed us a huge meal that was very delicious (they even gave us samogon, which is homemade vodka. It was obviously watered down, but interesting nonetheless). After getting a tour of the museum, we packed into the van and headed back to Ulan-Ude. On our way back, the van overheated and we stopped by a river to get water to cool the engine down.

That night we went out on the town with Uragsha. We all went to a park at first, which involved crossing the most rickety bridge I've ever been on, and then we were going to go to a club but the one we went to was packed so I decided that it would be best just to go to bed at that point. Here is an example of how hot the girls were:

The next morning we set off very early to go to Horinsk, where we would have our Buryatian culture day. First, we went to the Horinsk history museum, and then we went to a small Buryatian village. When we arrived we greeted with singing and dancing and Diane got another haddok (another reason for the singing and dancing was the desire for the children finishing high school to have a chance to join Uragsha, as Erzhena is the leader and was with us that day).

We ate a delicious meal of goat, homemade cheese, blood sausage (exactly what it sounds like), and various other interesting dishes. We also witnessed a tradition of presenting guests with the goat's head, so Diane got to have fun with that one. After that we went to the Aninsky Datsan, which was originally one of the largest complexes in Russia but was destroyed by the Soviets (with cannons). Now all that remains is a crumbling brick skeleton and a small temple that was recently built there.

They begin reconstruction next month, however, so we were some of the last people to see it in the state that the Soviets left it in. On the way home, one of our tires blew, so we got to go climbing around the step. That night we went straight home and to bed.

The next day we stayed in Ulan-Ude, and went to the historical museum, and then the ethnographic museum. After that we went to a theater and met with its director, who is also an environmentalist who runs an organization that cleans up trash on the shore of Baikal. He was very animated and eccentric, and in general a very interesting character. That night we went to a restaurant with Uragsha, ate a meal, and then they performed 2 concerts for us, a rock concert and a pop concert. After that, we went to the train station and got on a train from Ulan-Ude to Irkutsk.
We arrived in Irkutsk at around 7, and went immediately to meet with a representative from the Baikal Wave, one of the major environmental groups involved with Baikal. She gave us a lot of information regarding the current situation with Baikal (we read a book earlier that informed us of the situation in 2004). After that we went to our hotel, which was on possibly the worst street I've ever seen, and then went to Baikal. First we went to the Baikal Museum, which had an aquarium and models of the lake. Then we went to the MChS base, which is Russia's version of FIMA. They showed us all of their equipment and boats, and even gave us a first aid lesson! We ate a very good meal there, and then went to the ethnographic museum, at which I made a clay ocarina. Then we went back to Irkutsk and to our hotel.
We got up very early the next morning to drive out to Olkhon. The drive to the ferry took us about 5 hours, and then we took about another half hour to get to Huzhir, the village that our "base" was in. We were in very primitive, but also comfortable, lodgings. We we kept warm by a traditional Russian stove (and we needed it, we had snow twice). There was no running water, but my room had a tiny, suitcase-like porta-potty. That evening, after dinner, we went to the beach and jumped in the lake. We were in for about 5 seconds. It was around 4 degrees celcius. But the water was unbelievably clear and clean.

The next day we had a day long excursion to the cape at the north end of Olkhon. We made several stops along the way, mostly at old villages, shamanist holy spots, and an old GULAG (really), and then we had a traditional lunch over a fire. We ate fish soup, which was potatoes and a whole fish (gutted) boiled together. It was delicious. The most common edible fish in Baikal is called omul, which does not live anywhere else, and it is a delicious fish. I will certainly miss it, even though I had omul at every meal for 4 straight days. After lunch we went to the cape, made a few stops on the way back, and finally arrived back at the base.

The next day we went to the other side of the island width-wise, which was interesting because there were several lakes we drove by. I went to the banya that night, which is the Russian bath house. It's very strange, but amazing. They spent several hours heating up stones in a hut with 3 rooms: an entry room to leave clothes, a room with a bucket of freezing cold water, and the heating room. You strip, douse yourself with cold water, and then go and lay in the heating room for about 15 minutes, pouring water on the stones to release heat and humidity (we poured beer on the stones too, which made the room smell like freshly baked bread). After 15 minutes, you leave and douse yourself with cold water again, and then wait a couple minutes before going back in. The next time you go in, you start hitting each other on the back with branches with leaves on them. Go out, rinse in cold water, and repeat for about an hour. Then you dry off, and that's it. It's very relaxing, I had an excellent night's sleep that night.
We also met with a shaman on Olkhon, but he spoke Russian very poorly and mixed Russian and Buryatian up a lot.

After Olkhon, we returned to Irkutsk, went to a Decemberists museum, spent a night there, and then flew back to Moscow.
So I'm done with classes and finals now, and I'm all packed and I leave my home stay in about an hour. My train leaves for Solovki tonight around one in the morning. I'm totally psyched and am very glad that I chose to continue traveling around Russia instead of going home. I should have internet again in about a week, so I'll send something out to confirm that I survived my trip to Solovki, and then I head off to travel 'round the Golden Ring!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Monkey-ing Around with the BBC

Yup, more BBC fun.


What Prostitution Evolved From: Chimpanzees Exchange Meat for Sex

A big ol WTF for this one: Glowing Monkeys to 'aid research'



And i'm not saying, but I am just saying... BK was in Siberia recently: Siberian Child Raised by Dogs



And this isn't the BBC, but I've written about Piggy Flu before, and here is some more insanity.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

For Free-Ho

In a comment to my last post, Free-Ho asked the following:
Could you translate one section of your letter please? "...[but]now since we odont have allsasa grsh to unsult we oinly have bithces to insult."
What is 'allsasa grsh?'


I will translate and explain.
It means to say, "But now since we don't have Alyssa Hursh to insult, we only have bitches to insult."

Alyssa Hursh wrote this in THE CLAP fall term of last year:

WHY I HATE THE REC CENTER
by Alyssa Hursh

Here's the thing: I really like working out. Pounding the elliptical for an hour while watching reruns of America's Next Top Model on MTV is better than chocolate. Wikipedia says that the phenomenon of a runner's high is caused by anandamide, which has properties similar to the THC you smoked last weekend. Maybe my chemical receptors are stronger than most, but I invariably leave the gym feeling completely blissed out. Unfortunately, as of late, anandamide has been absent in my life. Why? Because I hate the Rec Center. And for solid, numerable reasons.

3. Entire Athletic Teams in the Rec at the Same Time: Swimmers, you upset me so much. Maybe you're trying to be polite by coming at 6:30 in the morning, but the only reason I go to the Rec before sunrise is to avoid working out with three dozen people. Then you refuse to re-rack your weights or put the step benches back in the dance studio. If you must work out en masse, let's see some courtesy. Cross country runners, you're just as bad. I do not need to know how low your heart rate is while you clip along on the treadmill. Neither does your friend across the room. Stop yelling your numbers at each other.


In response, at a Casa party at the end of the term, we, as a swim team, wrote this little ditty:




We never sent it, but it was found by a library staff member in a copier on 3rd libe and it was sent to the Dean of Students, and then they called Alyssa Hursh in...

Nothing ever came of it.





And the rest is history!

Leave of Absence

I am flying to Siberia. I will not post from Siberia or see the blog for 12 days. I want to see the best posts from each of you by the time I get back. You have Rotblatt and Superhero within that time frame. No excuses.
Peace.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

OLE-BALL and My First Experience in a Carleton Publicaton


Not this past weekend, but the one before that, the Men and Women Carleton's Swim Team joined with the St. Olaf Swim Team for a tradition that we like to call OLE-BALL! This tradition consists of a couple of Kegs, Pigeon Field, Beer Ball, and a bunch of swimmers. After a few hours of Ole vs. Knight beer ball, bat races, and line chugs, we usually head to the dining hall and have a 90 person drunk dining hall experience that consists of drunken cheering, chanting, singing, tame food fights and merriment. In the past, the teams have done this on the morning of Spring Concert. Starting at 9am, heading to brunch at around 11 or so, and then going to Spring Concert a lil after Noon.

Because of a different finals schedule for them than in previous years, the OLEs could not do OLE BALL on the morning of Spring Concert. So we decided to do it a week earlier and in the afternoon. So at 5:00pm on Saturday the 9th of May, we met on Pigeon field to drink and play ball. We then stormed across campus to Burton dining hall and took over half of the dining hall about 10 min before they were going to close.

The dining hall workers didn't know what hit them.

We then proceeded to a townhouse for a good old dance party. It was all good and fun and at 11pm, after drinking for 6 hours straight, when it felt like 2am... some of us went back to the room to watch Fellowship of the Ring.

Here is where I am going to put my own personal perspective of how the night progressed. I drank a lot that night. And as the party died down and we were leaving, I grabbed a few cups of the strong Rum and Fruit Juice drink that was in the ever recognizable Carleton trash/recycling bins... and chugged them down. I also brought a few home with me to enjoy whilst watching LOTR.

I enjoyed watching the movie. But I also drank those two drinks... and those drinks compelled me to write an email. An email to Carleton's weekly "we'll publish anything" publication, The CLAP. This publication is known for its willingness to publish anything, its prevalence to ridicule anonymous submitters, and the large number of drunken rants that are published each week.

I really don't remember my motives. I think I decided that it was a good time to write an article calling out the girl who ate Toto's easy mac, although that isn't crystal clear in the article.

Well longer story short, It got published.
I present to you, my first experience in a Carleton Publication:

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From: Mark
To: THE CLAP
Cc: "Tim", "Timothy", "Ted", "Annie", "Ryan", "Elliot", "Ray", "Emma"
Sent: Sunday, May 10, 2009 12:53:20 AM GMT -06:00 US/Canada Central
Subject: tbe clap

hey clap,
i wrote something last year to the clao but as aswim team member bvt now since we odont have allsasa grsh to unsult we oinly have bithces to insult


first off. yes i drank with ole ball with oles in burton on sauteday night with oles. in burton. it was a shit show. and now after housrs of beer ball and drinking in IM softball with a keg or two or three. i drink in brooks house town house adn now in sadium the quint 110 BITCHES. you know you miss it because we did it all the time fall term and now we keep tooursleves because we do it. but heck iout gouter bolg fit will work.

so fuck that oine grilr probashriftisz who took tototototototototot''s easty mack . FUCK YOU. Do you really think that taking a easy mac from a stranger's food shelf who is on the 5 MEAL PLAN is cool? yor a bitch. FUCK you. RANT TRANT RANT RANT...

I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT.


i wont be anonymous.
i love carleotn
i hate vitches

yeah lotr
boo bitches who steal easy mach

-mark
lass of 230111

maybe the rewt of stadium 110, but byabes bott

Monday, May 18, 2009

How I Ripped My Pants..amongst other things.

So here is fun story.


When I woke up this morning I was in a great mood. The sun was shining, and when I came into the common room there was Toto, greeting me with the customary "what you want?". Ahhhhh it was going to be a great day!
Around 9:30 I decided that I would use the meals that had been paid for (aka the dining hall) and head to breakfast. Of course when I left the room I had also left my keys. By this time it was 9:35 and class started in 15 minutes, but my god was I determined to get a bagel (Jew Cravings).
So bolting out the door at 9:37 I bee-lined it straight towards the eatery. For those of you are not familiar with the route the residents of stadium 110 take to get to the main part of campus, we run across the football field (width wise) and hop a low portion of the fence. As I went to make the jump (which I have done countless times) the bottom of my sandal (poor choice of footwear) slipped on the top of the fence.
As I struggled to get my footing, my other foot had already slid over the fence and my leg was snared in the top of the chain link fence. As I struggled to get my leg free, I dangled upside down for about 5 seconds until my pants finally ripped. As if I wasn't humiliated enough at this point, on the way down my leg scraped the fence leaving a nice series of "zebra scratches on my lower calf." Brushing myself off I went to class, unsure how I felt about what I just experienced.
The rest of the day was rip free, but I realized just how shameful I must have looked that fateful hour, dangling by my pants and arms waving aimlessly in the air.

Author's Note
To whomever reads my posts and corrects my spelling,

Firstly, thank you for taking the time to read my blog post. Secondly, please get a life.

I imagine you probably resemble a person like the one in this picture:



Thanks

Sunday, May 17, 2009

This Poll Excludes Me

So none of those poll answers apply to me. This makes it 2 polls in a row that I haven't voted for. Which means the only poll I have voted in, I voted for myself.
Anyway, today I went to a city to the south of Moscow called Tula, which is best known as the hometown of Lev Tolstoy. It is also known for it's samovars (crazy Russian tea kettles) and pryanchiki (delicious honey ginger cakes). It has a small kremlin in the center of the town, as well as a big Lenin statue.

The center of the town also has wooden houses from before the Revolution. Some of them are burned down, some just look like they're about to fall down.

It was also interesting to go on a road trip and see the Russian countryside. It consists mostly of birch forests and lakes. Very similar to US scenery. I actually was shocked at one point to see an onion dome church because I wasn't thinking about being in Russia. There are gas stations everywhere too. Gas is about 60 cents a liter here. I don't know how that converts to gallons. I went into one in hopes of getting a Coke, which I did, only they don't refrigerate Coke. The only refrigerated beverage is beer. And then I went to the bathroom and it cost me 30 cents. Russia.