Freshman mating season

As we all know, last night was BK's going away party. As is bound to happen at any party with a keg, loud dance music, and blacklights on the last day of classes, the random Freshman girls were out in numbers with their boy toys in tow. This was not so surprising, it is a fact of life.

What was surprising were the acts of copulation occurring on our very floor and furniture. Seriously, where did these kids learn to dance? I don't tend to think of myself as a prudish elder, but this was beyond bump and grind. The dancing escalated all night, until finally, it did not qualify as dancing any more. I think it was during "LAP" when I looked across the room and saw a blond Freshman girl (who may have actually been a Junior) pressed up against the wall with her legs spread wide and her boy toy thrusting his crotch into hers. "WTF?" I thought, "are they actually having sex..." As far as I could tell they were still wearing pants, but still, when we were freshman we at least found a semi-private place to go if we wanted to start humping.

I've been thinking about what could be causing such behavior in these Freshman, and I think the UV exposure may have put their hormones into overdrive. With the days getting longer and the time switch last weekend, all of the dancing under the blacklights must have put them over the edge. Whatever the cause, Freshman mating season seems to be in full effect.