There comes a time in every man's life when he must...

...quit his job and take another that pays more money and makes him work harder.

After much deliberation, I decided last Wednesday that now is my time. I'm leaving the relatively focused media portion of advertising to move into the relatively broad account management discipline. This means that instead of deciding where to place ads, I'm now going to be making sure that everybody works together, that the client knows what the agency is thinking, and that the agency knows what the client is thinking. I have people skills; I'm good at dealing with people. Don't you get that?

So, basically, through some alumni networking, I've managed to snag a job at a much larger/more prestigious agency working in a department that I'll enjoy more on a very intense and challenging automobile account. I will be working much harder and dedicating more of my life to this. I like the challenge.

Now that we've gotten the job news out of the way (and yes, Mark, I will post when I have worked for a while and tell you all about what I do), I can tell you all about how Johnny V and I had dinner in the Crow's Nest on Sunday night. We drank wine, ate delicious food, and peed off the top of Stadium. That's pretty much it.

There are plenty of other things that I could talk about, but I'm lazy so I'm done for now.

Foran out!

Spring Term Rap

"you know we on the bald spot with that midwest charm
"oh shit its a tornado better sound the alarm
better go in the dorms and f*(k with that girl you hooked up with in
sayles when you were drunk
cause lets face it thats how relationships start
man either that or you are one of those nerds who stays in and plays mario kart

In Spring Term people like to go cheer for CUT
Oh sh*t I forgot everyone would rather drink and work
on gettin their beer gut
Yes times like Joe's Easter and Rotblattare the best'
Cause when the cops give you that breathalyzer,
you certainly aint gonna pass that test.

Now for the ladies its the time when the coats come off and the skirts
come out

And like the flowers its like beauties spout

Everyone seems to fall in love

Good thing the health center gives a lecture on gloves

For the guys they sum up the courage

cause for so long they have felt discouraged

Cause in the winter they had no love to keep warm

But as the months went on they began to learn

Sh*t son, its all about Spring Term.

Yeah that guy sang I love

College he obviously wasn't at Carleton based on his lack of knowledge

For as our moto states

The Revelation / Announcement of Your Words Illuminate

Just like after finishing that keg you tend to self deprecate

So give it up for 10 weeks of fun

cause we will all be chillin in Spring Term under that Midwest Sun

I'm knee deep...

...

Jolly (Roger) Times in NY

About time I got around to this...about damn time...

You guys probably already knew this, but over spring break Toto and I went road trippin' to NYC and Washington D.C.

I'm not going to write a whole lot about it because I've forgotten most of the relevant details, but we've got some pictures and a new tradition (probably, we'll see). Think Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants but less utterly lame and with A LOT more piracy.



Yup, that's me rocking the Stadium-110 Jolly Roger on the Brooklyn bridge in front of all of Manhattan and apparently feeling incredibly fucking sublime about the whole damn thing!

Nonberg, don't worry, you'll get your flag back...eventually...probably.



Toro!





As you've already inferred, NY was a lot of fun.

It was interesting driving in from New Jersey, which--near New York--was a massive industrial park/shit-hole. Then we payed something exorbitant like $8 to go through a tunnel and wound up right in the middle of Manhattan.

I found it pretty impressive how many people there are constantly streaming all over Manhattan no matter what the time of day or night.

We made it to all five boroughs (Queens for all of a 5 minute walk from Brooklyn to Manhattan), and saw lots of different neighborhoods (Dominican, Puerto Rican, Hasidic Jew, et alibi). We had a lot of good food. Good times all around.

This wins the prize for the best-intentioned-yet-most-poorly-executed street naming ever:



This little church has no business being in Manhattan between these giant skyscrapers:



No more than this turkey has no business hanging around outside the coast guard office there:



Finally, Grand Central Station is pretty sweet for several reasons. 1) This small dome-ceilinged part of the passageway around the main atrium (Toto will have to help me out with exactly where it is):



You can stand at one corner, and have someone else stand across the diagonal, then put your face a few inches from the wall as if you are being punished, and speak into the wall at normal volume. The person across from you will be able to hear you as if you are talking right next to them. Very cool.

And 2) sweet pictures like these:



There was lots more cool stuff, but after a few days we headed down to D.C. where we saw Elliot, Liz, Freho, Jen, and Barb which was equally awesome. Also, Ben's Chili Bowl; delicious. Maybe the best drunk food anywhere.

If you end up with a pirate flag sometime in the future, you know what to do.

Genius

Why Morning Cartoons Were More AWEMUSTATICALLY when I watched them (more often)

Ok,

I'm angry. Everytime I wake up on Saturday morning I turn on the tv and see this crap. I mean what is up with all of these imported shows. To be honest i have no idea what this picture is of, it just reminded me of Japanese Animation. Don't you miss the day were Rocko and that guy thing were amusing us with their antics as opposed to all of these new shows that seem confusing and oft putting.

I submit to you as an example. Bakuman Brawlers, or something like that. In this show kids have little pocket monster type creatures (haven't heard that one before). So these kids and their obviously transvestite friends go off to free these things or what have you. There is no real point. Every episode is a continuation into the other ones. These things never end...they just keep going. At least when I was younger one character would blow up or heaven forbid the badguy was beatten over and over again in each episode. I'm pretty sure one day I will see one of these new morning cartoons in an episode where they go to the grocery store and the show ends. I really dislike these....damn.

So there you go. The words a bubbling to come out of my head, I just cant seem to write anymore.

Nonbie OUT (I copied you Molson...you are cool)

My Birthday - Part 1

So tomorrow is my birthday...
It's been a long time coming. I didn't think it was going to be a big deal (and its not), but I'm actually kind of excited. You're only twenty-one for the first time once, right?

Today, I was in the CSA Office (BOWLING CLUB, BITCHES!), and I saw a Pamphlet on underage drinking in Minnesota, so I thought I'd peruse the informational material about the epidemic I would soon be leaving.

Last year I had quite a celebration. And it was a great night overall. I wish there was some way for Tim to post the videos from his phone of me kicking Alfredo's ass...

I don't have class till Noon on Friday, so I should be in better shape than last year when i had to wake up for my 9am photo class.

The current plan is possibly drinking in the afternoon with Joe, going to synchro practice, gettin some Basils, and then hitting up the Cow for a little bit and then taking full advantage of $5 pitchers and a ton of Karaoke at Froggies!

We'll see how it goes. As you can see, this post is labeled "Part 1," meaning some follow up will occur, maybe tomorrow night?

MOLSON OUT!

The World Is Going To Turn Into A Black Hole!!!!111!!!1111!

Oh Fuck!





P.S. I don't actually think it's going to turn into a black hole. And this is actually pretty sweet. But I'm just sayin'...

it's fuckin taco party time

Elegant Readings With Michael Ian Black: TACO PARTY - watch more funny videos

Some cool stories I saw over break

Here are two stories I heard about over break which I thought were sweet. One is about a guy trying to break the sound barrier while skydiving. He would be about 23 miles up in the atmosphere and would have to reach speeds of about 690 miles per hour.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/16/science/16tier.html?scp=3&sq=skydiver&st=cse

The other story is about another guy who used a camera, a weather balloon, and some duct tape to take some sweet pictures of the earth. They don't show all the pics on this website but they showed some of them on the evening news. Some kids at MIT did the same thing and apparently worked with a 148 dollar budget. This compared to the millions of dollars it sometimes cost NASA to take similar pictures.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7514429/Father-captures-pictures-of-earth-using-camera-fixed-to-weather-balloon.html

I figured at least toto might appreciate these.