Unoriginal content for sure, but we've been slacking on the blog, and frankly, I think the concept of "Icing" is hilarious.
The idea:
You can approach a bro and give them a Smirnoff Ice. When this is done, the bro must go down on one knee and chug, no questions asked. If an "Icing" is refused, the bro is excommunicated and shunned for life, never to Ice or Be Iced (or talked to) again.
A bro can shield against an Icing by producing their own Smirnoff Ice when an Ice attempt is made. This acts as an "Ice shield" and stops the Icing from occurring.
Icing may happen anywhere at any time. Icings can get creative, and that's where the beauty lies. The website further explains the creative potential. If Iced, one must abide and chug, else risk the consequences. Bros can chant "You got Iced" if an Icing occurs as the Iced one imbibes the Icy beverage.
Read up.
a) the link doesn't work
ReplyDeleteb) I can't believe you find that funny.
The link is very spotty.. Nonberg, if nobody else, will appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteDon't be such a Negative Nancy, Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteTim, what's with this new-found obsession with all things brolated?
We all had bro-names (brodonyms?) senior spring. This is not new.
ReplyDeletebrodonyms. Nice.
ReplyDeletehere is a bronalogy for you all:
ReplyDeleteSchmirnoff::icing as Mike's Hard Lemonade :: lemon squeezer.
BK you can be BROSEPH YELTZIN
ReplyDeleteBroseph from Boris?
ReplyDeleteBroris Yeltsin? I think Nonberg mixed up Joseph Stalin and Boris Yeltsin, to make the fictional Russian dictator/president Joseph Yeltsin.
ReplyDeleteSo, how about Brosef Stalin?
Maybe Brois Yeltsin? I think Broris has too many r's too close together. Brosef Stalin might work, if it weren't for the whole reign of terror thing. Not really a good figure to make a brodonym from.
ReplyDeleteI took a class on Stalin, I can deal with the whole killing 60 million people thing. Brosef Stalin sounds much better than Broris Yeltsin. Or I could be Brobachev.
ReplyDeleteAlexander Litvinenkbro?
ReplyDeleteYuri Anbropov?
And I like Broris better.
ReplyDeleteBrozhnev? Brostoevsky?
ReplyDeleteBrolstoy?
ReplyDeleteWOW
ReplyDeleteHow about Yuri Brogarin, first bro in space
ReplyDeleteOr Bropov, the "Bro Rocket"
ReplyDeleteBrochovsky or Tchaibrovsky
ReplyDeleteBrogol. Brokharin. Shostabrovich. Brotsky (Brah is also a bro term). Brosenstein. Tarbrovsky.
ReplyDeleteWe should keep this going, maybe it will become a StumbleUpon attraction!
I really like Shostabrovich.
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