The Shepard

Hello Readers.

I thought I would make a quite and highly important note.

Let me begin by saying that oil shale is "sort of a teenage version of oil." I want to do a Katy Perry-style song entitled "A Teenage Version of Oil" featuring James Bartis.

See more of Elliot's dad here.

Moving on to the important point here.

Will is in DC.

Yes, yes he is.

So, look for drunk posts from Will in the wee hours of the mornings.