Thursday, May 16, 2013

Kickstart My Heart


"Check for a pulse"
"Nothing"
"Bring me the crash cart"
"Here sir"
"Everybody stand back"

CLEAR!

"We have a pulse"

I'm not sure if restarting someone's heart is relevant to a blog post, but I figured it had been far too long since any of us had posted.

In the previous months I have heard that this particular blog was met with disdain from various people. Why? Because they felt it was obnoxious, self-centered, and just plane lame.

To them I reply (with a monocle and top hat) My friends, I want to put this to you gently, I am not in the mood to give a fuck at the moment.

This blog has served as a hub where all of us can share stories, insights, and just plain keep up with each others  live's. Also, if we decided to MONETIZE we could be making as much as $1.00 every three months!


So let's restart the heart of this blog. In the coming months we have an epic brocation planed, and I'm sure many of us have some fun stories to tell.

I'll start with one of my adventures from my time on the east coast.

Long story short: I met this girl in a bar. I asked her out, and we had a fling for about two weeks. It turns out she was the D.A.'s daughter of a particular place in Southern California  Since this all happened within the first two weeks of me getting out east, it was quite the welcome.

Now as I head back out West I'm looking to the next chapter as well as hearing from all you guys.

I'll leave you with this


-Nonbro out