If you ever go to Bryant-Lake Bowl (convenientaly located at Bryant and Lake, Southwest Minneapolis MN (and overpricwed to beat)), you will enjoy it nbut you;'ll be mkad that it cfosts as much as it does.
Also, if you start a new turn at bowling and the front (number 1 ) pin is a BLUE SPARKLY PIN tyoy win a FREE PBR TALL BOY. HAOLY FUCK!!! THAT'S SO SDWEET. We won twice.
New gan]me b eer icwe pot. Like a shot out of a ice3 shot glass except you chug as beer out of a ice beer pot insteadx.
Also, we will come to your campus on SATURDAY night and be drunker than tyou atre, smarter than tou are, and more alumni than you ar.e We will wear alum buttons and kick all of your asses at any drininmc competitioon that you challenge us at. Fucka ll yall.
We ate dubnbher tonight bitches. Fuckin pork tendferloion and aspargus. And now my piss smells. We also drank wine. And Summit Batch #2. Fuckin mystery beer ytou assholes.
JMark is a bitch. So is BK.. And Alfredo is a meji. Unless you all powst tomorrow. SepaRATELY.
P{repare yourselves for SaturdA you bitches.
Love always,
Tim and Ted
Two Drunken posts in a week? Awesome.
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My favorite line is, "We ate dubnbher tonight bitches."
Can't wait for SaturdA
This is too funny:
ReplyDeleteAlfredo is a meji...unless he posts tomorrow? What the hell?
btw, I suppose I should have a drunk post coming up. Wait and see.
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