BREAKING NEWS!
Stop the presses! Hold the phone! Sit the fuck down and chill the fuck out!
This is important news. The ONE and ONLY Shamwow guy... has been arrested!
For what? For beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go.
Now let's sit down and think about this for a minute.
This man is a national icon, a national HERO. I think that we, the blogreading/writing community needs to unite for a common purpose, and what better cause than to raise funds for Vince's bail. Read the article and you'll agree. He was doing it in self-defense... OBVIOUSLY.
Look we missed our opportunity to save the Carleton Penis, let's not let this be another missed opportunity.
Any checks can be sent to:
Mark Olson
Re: The Vince Shlomi Legal Fund
300 N. College St.
Northfield, MN 55057
Let's not let this national disaster get worse. Every minute Vince stays in jail, it gives the symbol to hookers everywhere that our government, legal system, and society condones extensive biting during prostitution. This would be disastrous for our country. If we love our ol' girl, America, we should send this message to all those biting hookers. Chomping down on lips is one thing, but if you give them an inch...
old news mark
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